The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella
(Le Parapluie Uncassable pour Self-Défense)
$189.95
Select your preferred handle—crook or straight knob. Each umbrella comes with a fabric
sleeve/sheath. Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited quantities in
Europe, from highest quality materials. This umbrella performs in rain and wind
just like the highest quality umbrellas.
Crooked wide
ABS (composite material)
(length 35 in/889 mm,
open diameter 43 in/1092 mm,
weight 1 lb. 12.6 oz./815 g) $189.95
U.S.A.: $10.00 for the first umbrella to an U.S.A. address
and $8.00 for each additional umbrella ordered. Foreign: $35.00 for the first umbrella to an address outside of U.S.A.
and $15.00 for each additional umbrella ordered.
Carried by the Presidential Security Group (PSG) of the Philippines
President. Click here to see photos.
Thomas Kurz with his
Unbreakable Umbrella on an airplane. Whenever he travels he takes it with him and he has
never had anyone question him about it.
The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a walking stick or
cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel
pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 8.8 oz. (705 g).
Legal to carry everywhere
Never raises suspicions
Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an
able-bodied person)
Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an
average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where
any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if
carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain. Anyone who can use a
stick for defense can use this umbrella.
Do you know how to swing a baseball bat? Do you know how to strike with
a sturdy stick? If you do, you know all you need to know...
Do you practice such martial arts as hapkido, jodo, kendo, kali,
escrima, le baton or la canne? Do you practitice with Chinese weapons or Indian weapons?
Then you know even more... and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable Umbrella.
And how about wind resistance? See video below.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Allow 1 week for delivery in USA and 2–3 weeks in other countries. For
items marked Temporarily Out of Stock allow four weeks for delivery. We charge
your credit card only when we ship your order.
Attention customers from outside the United States!
You can purchase our Unbreakable Umbrellas from following dealers:
Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited quantities in
Europe, from highest quality materials. Unbreakable Umbrella frames are warranted not to
break under normal use (no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with
an axe, no banging it with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on
fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover fabric, nor does it
cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a
bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar unreasonable stresses). Should the frame of
this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick,
police baton, and an umbrella, of course), please send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises, P.O. Box
335, Island Pond, VT 05846. Please include your original sales receipt, your address,
phone number, description of defect, and $10.00 for shipping. Never-Thought-of-It
Enterprises will repair or replace the umbrella at its discretion.
FOX & Friends at FOX News Channel featured our Unbreakable Umbrella as the story
of the day on July 21st. See the story here.
Fuji
Television Network (Japan) featured the Unbreakable Umbrella in its program
called WORLD'S NEWS. The program features amazing people, events and products from all
over the world. It aired in September.
“When I first saw this `Unbreakable Umbrella'
I thought, `Is this guy for real?'
Now that I've thoroughly studied this product, I'm pretty sure he is NOT screwing around.
This is just a GREAT idea. I can't wait to lay into my heavy bag with one of these!”
Tim Schmidt
Founder
U.S. Concealed Carry
The Ultimate Resource for the Armed Citizen www.usconcealedcarry.com
“Our FMA training teaches us to be able to use items from everyday
life. An umbrella obviously resembles a stick, but the simple fact is that all the
umbrellas we've seen are too flimsy for most serious purposes. THIS ONE MEASURES
UP. To confirm the claims made at self-defense.info
I have put it through full power two-handed baseball bat swings at a heavy bag (I didn't
bother to stand on mine though). The impact generated was impressive and the umbrella
still readily opened with the push of a buttton. We think this umbrella measures up as a
worthy self-defense tool--and as an umbrella too. Woof!”
“The umbrella weighs less than two pounds, and is as strong as they
claim. Besides being an excellent impact weapon, it is also an excellent umbrella. Ours by
chance arrived on a day when there was a strong wind advisory, and we were not able to
make it turn inside out, in spite of our best efforts.
“If you need to carry an impact weapon, but are not in a position to
carry either a baton or a cane, we strongly recommend the Unbreakable Umbrella. If you are
merely looking for one of the best umbrellas available, we strongly recommend the
Unbreakable Umbrella.”
“I would like to take a moment to tell you how happy I am with my new
umbrella. Having been a martial artist for over 30 years I have always wished to find a
umbrella that could stand the strain of being used in a true self-defense situation. Your
umbrella has answered that call and more! Thank you very much.”