Presidential Security Group carries our Unbreakable Umbrella

Presidential Security Group carries our Unbreakable Umbrella

Members of PSG team on the tarmac, with Unbreakable Umbrella

Members of PSG team on the tarmac (click on the photo to see a larger version)

Philippines President (on the right) and the PSG team leader holding the Unbreakable Umbrella (click on the photo to see a larger version)

“Your product is simple and affective as we saw in your video. I can carry it everywhere. Many other agencies wanted to know where they could purchase this umbrella.”
—Member of PSG (Presidential Security Group)

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Unbreakable Umbrella

The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 11 oz. (775 g).

Legal to carry everywhere
Never raises suspicions
Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person)

Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain. Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.

Total weight:
Unbreakable Umbrella with straight handle--1 lb. 8 oz (685 g)
Unbreakable Umbrella with wide crooked handle made of ABS (man-made composite material)--1 lb. 11.4 oz. (775 g)

Total length:
Unbreakable Umbrella with straight handle--33.5 in. (851 mm)
Unbreakable Umbrella with crooked handle made of ABS (man-made composite material)--33.5 in. (851 mm)

Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath.

Handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. This umbrella performs in rain and wind just like the highest quality umbrellas.

Invest in your personal security!

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Unbreakable Umbrella

See what others say about the Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella!

Limited Lifetime Warranty
Unbreakable umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover fabric, nor does it cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar unreasonable stresses). Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick, police baton, and an umbrella, of course), please send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises, P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846. Please include your original sales receipt, your address, phone number, description of defect, and $10.00 for shipping. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair or replace the umbrella at its discretion.
So says Thomas Kurz
president of Real Self-Defense, LLC and of its division Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises,
and president of Stadion Publishing Company, Inc.

Mail orders: Real Self-Defense LLC
135 Fitzgerald Ave., P.O. Box 335-S, Island Pond, VT 05846, USA

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