The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella

The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella (Le Parapluie Uncassable pour Self-Défense)
Ideal Tool of Self-Defense from Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises
Endorsed by Dog Brothers Martial Arts (see the testimonial at the bottom of this page)!

The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 11 oz. (775 g).

Legal to carry everywhere
Never raises suspicions
Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person)

Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain. Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.

Do you know how to swing a baseball bat? Do you know how to strike with a sturdy stick? If you do, you know all you need to know...

Do you practice such martial arts as hapkido, jodo, kendo, kali, escrima, le baton or la canne? Do you practitice with Chinese weapons or Indian weapons? Then you know even more... and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable Umbrella.

Here is what people in the know say about the Unbreakable Umbrella:

“When I first saw this `Unbreakable Umbrella' I thought, `Is this guy for real?' Now that I've thoroughly studied this product, I'm pretty sure he is NOT screwing around. This is just a GREAT idea. I can't wait to lay into my heavy bag with one of these!”
—Tim Schmidt, Founder
    U.S. Concealed Carry
    The Ultimate Resource for the Armed Citizen
    www.usconcealedcarry.com

“Our FMA training teaches us to be able to use items from everyday life. An umbrella obviously resembles a stick, but the simple fact is that all the umbrellas we've seen are too flimsy for most serious purposes. THIS ONE MEASURES UP. To confirm the claims made at http://www.self-defense.info/umbrella1.html I have put it through full power two-handed baseball bat swings at a heavy bag (I didn't bother to stand on mine though). The impact generated was impressive and the umbrella still readily opened with the push of a buttton. We think this umbrella measures up as a worthy self-defense tool--and as an umbrella too. Woof!”
—Crafty Dog (Marc Denny)
     Dog Brothers Martial Arts
     www.dogbrothers.com

“I would like to take a moment to tell you how happy I am with my new umbrella. Having been a martial artist for over 30 years I have always wished to find a umbrella that could stand the strain of being used in a true self-defense situation. Your umbrella has answered that call and more! Thank you very much.”
—Sifu Curtis Hendricks, Springfield, Missouri

Click here to see more opinions about the Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella!

Yes, the Unbreakable Umbrella can support this man (Thomas Kurz, actually), or even a much heavier person, without breaking or bending permanently.

Striking a heavy bag with the Unbreakable Umbrella

And yes, this umbrella resists the wind and will keep you dry in rain just like the best umbrella should.

The Unbreakable Umbrella goes everywhere . . .

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Tom Kurz with his Unbreakable Umbrella on an airplane.
Whenever he travels he takes it with him and he has never had anyone question him about it.

Unbreakable Umbrella with wide crooked handle made of ABS (man-made composite material)

Total weight: 1 lb. 11.4 oz. (775 g)
Total length: 33.5 in. (851 mm)
Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath.
Handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. This umbrella performs in rain and wind just like the highest quality umbrellas.

Invest in your personal security!

$179.95

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Limited Lifetime Warranty
Unbreakable umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover fabric, nor does it cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar unreasonable stresses). Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick, police baton, and an umbrella, of course), please send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises, P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846. Please include your original sales receipt, your address, phone number, description of defect, and $10.00 for shipping. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair or replace the umbrella at its discretion.
So says Thomas Kurz
president of Real Self-Defense, LLC and of its division Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises,
and president of Stadion Publishing Company, Inc.

Mail orders: Real Self-Defense LLC
135 Fitzgerald Ave., P.O. Box 335-S, Island Pond, VT 05846, USA

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