“Your product is as simple and as effective as we saw in your video. I can carry it everywhere. Many other agencies wanted to know where they could purchase this umbrella.”—Member of Presidential Security Group
Below, you may watch the full-length video showing mechanical strength of the Premium Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella.
Premium Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella
(Le Parapluie Incassable pour Self-Défense)
Crook Handle or Straight Handle
$229.95 FREE SHIPPING by Priority Mail to U.S.A. addresses!
Shipping info for other countries.
Our Unbreakable® Umbrellas are handcrafted from highest quality materials and perform in rain and wind just like the highest quality rain umbrellas. Frames of Premium Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrellas are hand-made with steel and high-strength aluminum. Those frames, if not abused, will last more than a lifetime. Unbreakable® Umbrellas Premium are warranted not to break under normal use (see our Limited Lifetime Warranty).
Select your preferred handle—crook or straight with knob. Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath.
Handle: Crooked wide, made of ABS (composite)
Length: 35 in/889 mm
Open diameter: 43 in/1092 mm
Weight: 1 lb. 13 oz./822 g
Handle: Straight with knob, made of wood
Length: 33.37 in/847 mm
Open diameter: 43 in/1092 mm
Weight: 1 lb. 8.8 oz./705 g
FREE SHIPPING to U.S.A. addresses by Priority Mail! Priority Mail from VT to anywhere in U.S.A. usually takes 2-4 business days.
To foreign countries we ship our umbrellas by Express Mail only. We charge $45.00 for the first umbrella to an address outside of U.S.A. and $20.00 for each additional umbrella. Express Mail from U.S.A. to other countries takes up to 7 days.
Unbreakable® Umbrella Fabric Canopy Replacement Kit
To make Premium Unbreakable® Umbrellas truly BIFL (Buy It For Life) items, we offer replacement fabric canopies for them—in case the fabric on your Premium Unbreakable® Umbrella should get worn-out. Click here for more info or to order our canopy replacement kit.
Attention customers from outside the United States!
We ship Unbreakable® Umbrellas worldwide via U.S. Postal Service.
You can also purchase our Unbreakable® Umbrellas
in Australia from GlobalGear.com.au,
in Austria from Kopp Verlag,
in Canada from GlobalWatch.ca,
in Denmark from VIP-STORE.dk,
in European Union countries from Amazon.co.uk,
in Germany from Kopp Verlag,
in Italy from PassionePerIColtelli.com,
in Liechtenstein from Kopp Verlag,
in the Netherlands from BestDefense.eu,
in Poland from GregorSport.pl,
in Russia from MegaUmbrella.ru,
in Sweden from defendo.be,
in Switzerland from Kopp Verlag, and
in United Kingdom from TacticalThings.com.
Our Unbreakable® Umbrellas are carried by the Presidential Security Group (PSG) of the Philippines President.
Thomas Kurz with his Unbreakable® Umbrella on an airplane. Whenever he travels he takes it with him and he has never had anyone question him about it.
The Unbreakable® Umbrella works just as well as a very sturdy walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. This umbrella protects against rain and everything else…. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 8.8 oz. (705 g).
- Legal to carry everywhere
- Never raises suspicions
- Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person)
Our Unbreakable® Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain (it is covered in state-of-the-art waterproof fabric). Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.
Do you know how to swing a baseball bat? Do you know how to strike with a sturdy stick? If you do, you know all you need to know…
Do you practice such martial arts as hapkido, jodo, kendo, kali, escrima, le baton or la canne? Do you practice with Chinese weapons or Indian weapons? Then you know even more… and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable® Umbrella.
And how about wind resistance? See video below.
Our Unbreakable® Umbrellas Premium are handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. Unbreakable® Umbrella Premium frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar unreasonable stresses), nor does it cover fabric.
Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick, and an umbrella, of course), please send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises, P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846. Please include your original sales receipt, your address, phone number, and description of the defect. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair or replace the umbrella at its discretion.
Our warranty doesn’t cover fabric damage (unless the fabric is defective) because even the highest quality umbrella fabric cannot be guaranteed to withstand abrasive forces occurring at hard impact between wiring of the frame and the stricken object. Our Unbreakable® Umbrella is for defending against elements (in every meaning of the word) and not for clowning. It is covered in a high-quality waterproof fabric, not in abrasion proof or slash proof fabric, because it has to look, weigh, and work like a normal umbrella, so do not expect this fabric to be undamaged if you hit heavy bags, baseball bats, and such things with it.
“This could be the only brolly you ever need. Not only is it strong enough to support the weight of a fully-grown man, it can also be used as a self-defense weapon.
“When wielded with appropriate force it can strike with the power of a steel pipe, and has even become a weapon of choice for the personal security guards of the president of the Philippines. It will keep the rain off, too.”— MSN Tech&Gadgets, February 1, 2011.
“A peculiar mix of genteel elegance and chilling weaponry.”— Gizmag Emerging Technology Magazine, October 10, 2010 issue.
National Examiner has featured our Unbreakable® Umbrella in its March 1, 2010 issue.
Fuji Television Network (Japan) featured the Unbreakable® Umbrella in its program called WORLD’S NEWS. The program features amazing people, events and products from all over the world. It aired in September.
Our Unbreakable® Umbrella featured on Thrillist.