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Are Politicians Swatted Enough?

Are politicians swatted enough to make emergency dispatchers authenticate emergency calls? Hopefully, the recent wave of swatting politicians, government officials, and judges, will spur them to make it a crime for the emergency answering and dispatch services not to authenticate calls that could result with dispatching a SWAT unit. Considering the frequently lethal consequences, one […]

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Are You Category Number 1, 2, or 3?

Our products, such as Unbreakable® Umbrellas, are bought by three categories of people: Category 1 Clowns. They treat weapons like toys, not like means for defending themselves. See examples below. Two clowns and the Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella More clowning, with the Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella and the Unbreakable® telescopic Umbrella Category 2 Stupid and lazy types,

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Good Use and Bozos

We like our products be put to good use in a good cause so since government-sponsored gangs began assaulting people in one city, we offer a discount to orders from there. Alas, not all who take advantage of the discount intend to use our Unbreakable® Umbrellas for defending themselves. Some are just bozos like those

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Swatting Facts

First, a definition for those few who don’t know the term swatting: Swatting is causing a police SWAT team to attack someone based on the false report of a dangerous or violent situation (e.g., a bomb threat or hostage-taking). The false report can be made by any means, but most often it is done by

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